Rants and Raves

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An enterprising, but bashful sailor finds himself on
shore leave in Korea for his first time. While the rest
of the guys are out having a jolly good time in the red
light district of Pusan, our hero just can't get up the
nerve to ask the local girls how much it costs for a
good time. He sits at his table for a moment watching
the girls, and devises a get laid plan. One of the local
girls approaches him and asks "Wat is you name?"

He replies "Rick Venus"

She says "Lick Penus?"

He says "Sure how much?"