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[teapeebubbles]

At a party a guy cornered a girl and whispered something
in her ear.

"You filthy pervert!" she shrieked. "What makes you think
I'd let you do a thing like that to me?"

Then her eyes narrowed and she said, "Unless you're the
s.o.b. that stole my diary..."