The Jailhouse

[Poet]

Vinny,

How was your Christmas shopping?

I believe I said I spoke passable Italian. I understood everything you wrote. The tone was generally positive, I know, but since "stronza" is slang for "ball of shit", that may have been what pushed your posts over the edge of the TOU. Either that or the words on the order of your wanting to give me your cappicola.... Rest assured I've got my share of spicy cured meats here. -gg

Jeff, I believe, is a good guy doing a tough job. He makes his cop decisions entirely on his own. Also, please know that you were reported by a number of people and that ultimately it's one's own behavior the gets one into trouble. Blaming the people who turned you in is a little off base.

And who is "Godfather"?

One last thing: I find Army boots to be very heavy and much prefer boots of the fine leather, pointy-toed variety, OK caro?