"Want to try and work this out so you can get out of here? "
I'm not sure I really want to get out of here. Mmmmary and Sarah have been very very good to me.
"I'd be happy to try."
Would you really be happy to try?
Okay, let's see. If I did something wrong I would have gladly apologized. But all I did to you was to say some nice things in Italian. You yourself said you were fluent in the language. You called it the language of love. So what better way to tone down our little dispute than by sending you warm embraces in Italian. Unfortunately for me, you weren't as fluent in the conversational language as you thought you were. Even more unfortunate was that I never had a chance to explain that there was nothing offensive in what I wrote.
I was reported to Trailer Trash Jeff of SI whose view of the world goes just a few feet beyond his Outhouse. Your misunderstanding resulted in my suspension/termination and the termination of Godfather's account who posted a message for me in the Football board.
As I said, had I done something wrong I would have done the right thing and apologized. I will gladly repost the messages you thought were offensive and explain what they mean. Maybe then you will admit there was a misunderstanding and do the right thing by offering ME an apology.
Ciao bella, a piu tardi. Ora vado a comprare regali per Natale.
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