Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing
about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman
reaches over and slices the man's penis off!

Angrily, the woman tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12-year-old
daughter.The little girl is just chatting away with her
father when all of a sudden the penis smacks on the
windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what
the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his 12-year-old daughter to any-
thing sexual at such a young age, the father replies,
"It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face,
and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick,
didn't it?"