Replies to post #89910 on Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they
had given their new wives duties. The first man had
married a woman from New York, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the
table.

The third man had married a Tennessee girl. He boasted
that he told her that her duties were to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and
hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything but by the third day most of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

Gotta love them Tennessee Girls.