Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

The census taker rang the doorbell and was quite
surprised when the door was opened by a nude
woman.

"Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."

Although somewhat embarrassed, the man
proceeded to ask the routine questions. "How
many children do you have?" he asked.

"Eighteen," The lady replied.

"Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist -- you
just don't have time to get dressed!"