Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

Animals have the darndest thoughts.

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big
water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second
memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the
same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose
in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out
of the castle to fight me for dominion over the
fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I
am lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy
clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!"

Dog: "Human legs that just tease."

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"