Rants and Raves

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On a famous TV game show A BLONDE contestant needed
only to answer one more question. One simple question
stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

"To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned,
"name two of Santa's reindeer."

The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had
drawn such an easy question.

"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and, ...Olive!"

The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign
above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly
faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied,

"Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain...
'Olive?!?'"

"You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently
and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had a
very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say
it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."