Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

A blonde's car breaks down on the interstate one
day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder. She
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to
the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing
oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats
and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in
history of this highway occurs. It's not very long
before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly
enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on
here?" "My car broke down," explains the
blonde. "Well, what are these perverts doing
here by the road?" screams the cop. "Those are
my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde.