Rants and Raves

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Mary Siegel was almost crazy with her three young
kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're
driving me nuts!! Such pests. They give me no
rest and I'm half way to the funny farm."

"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids
from yourself," her friend said.

So Mary bought a playpen A few days later, her
friend called to ask how things were going.

"Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said. "I get in that
pen with a good book, a chocolate bar, and the
kids don't bother me for hours.