Rants and Raves

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A couple gets married and the wife puts a foot
locker in the bedroom. She locks it, then puts
the only key on a chain around her neck. For
fifty years, her husband tries to figure out
what's in there, but she always changes the
subject, and avoids the issue. Finally, on the
night of their fiftieth wedding anniversary,
he says to her, "I've got to know what's in
the trunk!" She takes the key, unlocks the
foot locker, and inside there's two ears of
corn and $25,000.

The guy says, "What's with the two ears of
corn?"

She says, "Well, umm, in the fifty years,
every time I broke our marriage vows, I put
an ear of corn in the trunk."

The guy figures, "Twice in fifty years, not
so bad..." Then he says, "And what's the
$25,000?"

She says, "Well, everytime I got a bushel, I
sold it."