Tuesday, November 30, 2021 2:27:30 PM
(Linda Powers walks up to the Short Seller on the ground reaching out to his iPhone, clearly showing a sell short 10,000 shares at market, on a Robinhood app.)
Eastwood: Uh uh uh. I know what you're thinking. Will I release top line data in December, January, or February? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. The NEJM, the Lancet, or the JAMA? I kinda like the Lancet.
But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
(The punk decides he doesn't feel lucky, and pulls his hand back away from the phone. So Linda begins to walk away.)
Short Seller: Hey Linda! Tell me, I just got to know if I would've made money.
(This causes Linda to turn around. Linda stands over him; says nothing; then she calmly takes the .44 magnum and aims it at the Short Seller on the ground and pulls the trigger. The gun goes click, but there is no bullet. It turns out Linda does not know which month.)
Short seller: Son of a bitch.
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