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Joemoney...............didn't go to college!
Did failing English Composition in Junior High School force him to drop into McDonalds and get a job?
Is Joe still cooking hamburgers?
Stay with us as the drama unfolds here folks.
Joemoney and "How He Became KING of the GOOFBALLS!"
ola
Joemoney..............if that is the case,
then it follows that you have no ideas on the subject (If it is a subject) at all now, do you?
You are a very confused little boy Joe. Very confused. Quite evident.
Are you seeing a doctor? And if you are, are you taking medications?
And if so, did you forget to take your little pill my boy?
I could get together with excel, he and I could give you some good advice and help you find assistance. Think about it now.
ola
Joemoney..exactly...you-have-no-idea!...Hey!
That would be a great alias for you:
"Ihavenoidea"
ola
OK excel...message later
ola
excel.....................Whats the scoop?
mikeygold is a complete idiot. A board "flea" or "louse".
Matt seems to have him under control although I think Matt lets them get away with far too much. I haven't seen him ban anyone yet but mikeygold and Joemoney should have been long ago,
I would say.
I realize you are upset by what he says, but he is saying it from jail and he is saying it in view of people who know he is an insubstantial jerk. I really don't think you are being libeled (at this moment).
Letting him back in would be a big mistake for Matt and the board.
So, why pennys?
ola
tc...it showed up!...printed same...thanks!
ola
tc...WindowsXP....but wait!
I was logging off when I saw an Adobe icon on my desktop, I clicked, installed and am now trying to download the online brokers app.form.
With bated breath
ola
I attempted to install it...no luck
I installed it improperly apparently.
The question is: HOW do you install it?
ola
tc...I tried to OPEN it to my computer...It asked where I wanted it stored, I said Microsoft Word...it did so...in code...useless...I need it in text so I can copy it.
ola
Adobe...I clicked on open...MS said they couldn't do anything
It asked where I wanted it so I clicked on Microsoft Word
In MS Word it is in code.
Printer spat out 70 pages of code...some of it single line.
Hell, I don't even know how to stop my prinetr from printing...lol
I need a step by step guide or an explanationm of what it wants and how to give it.
ola
NorthWesterner
Joemoney is of a type. All message boards have Joemoneys.
He is quite certain that he is clever, intelligent, on a humane mission and a cut above everyone else posting.
He is so far from the truth, that the distance in and of itself precludes self awareness. No links.
In other words, you can post anything you like to him, he will never "get" it.
I have learned that the only true benefit of posting to these types is to garner "laughingstock" I laugh a lot.
ola
Having trouble downloading............forms
I went to RJT online brokers to download a form and the told me I needed Adobe Acrobat Reader. I went to that site and downloaded it. Back to RJT, downloaded the file and got a Microsoft telling me I needed Adobe Acrobat Reader download.
How do I get out of this cycle?...Thanks In Advance
ola
joemoney...USL, Lafayette..............LA.
ola
Joemoney.......hahahahahhahahaa...thanks!
ola
NorthWesterner.........................Games?
I notice two anal references.
A little advice: At my age I insist the doctor use two fingers for rectal exams.
I want a second opinion!
ola
Poet...death, without ANY doubt...eom
ola
BobZ...exactly!...fates is correct...eom
ola
I wonder if you guys have ever talked to Rusty of RB fame?
ola
Bird of Prey...Remove yates from gene pool...eom
ola
Carolyn.....What of your Post #5124?...eom
ola
Joemoney...post another please?...I need laughs!
ola
alexed...........................Marooned
That joke has established my reputation as a lunatic on many ships. Thanks for sharing.
ola
Carolyn..................About that loom?
Send me a post and tell me about the loom that you want.
Size, type, floor, hand, wood, harnesses...everything...
Then I will tell you how you have that loom come to you.
ola
Gosh Bull...you think theres'something to that?
ola
Joe..............................money
I "get" a lot more than you will EVER begin to comprehend.
And in that vein:
Ignore this post
ola
Bob......................grandfathering?
I came on this board in March of 2001...do I qualify for any special treatment(s)/discounts?
By the way, I have not seen any offers of enhanced services costing $$$$...just how do you guys make money?
What have you to offer?
He said, supportively
ola
Joemoney.....................I seeeee!
Well, that bit of "Cry Wolf" will cost you. Any future queries will be $45.00 in advance.
If your business does not want to do business as my business does business, I suggest your business find another business to do business with.
ola
Chrisau.................sound problems?
I am learning like a madman...my ISP administrator is helping me solve a connectivity program now.
As to sound problems, I am totally in the dark.
I have wasted a lot of time on RB when I could have been learning about computers as I am now.
Good Luck...and don't forget...ola is looking for a laugh...lol
ola
joemoney...........prisoner to his mirror
What is wrong with the refrigerator Joe? Give me a good run-down and I will see if I can help long distance. Make, type (freezer up or down? side by side?) age, symptoms, water anywhere?, ice anywhere?...be thorough.
ola
Matt...........about: Willy and mikeygold
I think you should give them a couple of spoons and make them communicate between cells with each other via Morse Code.
Hey! This is almost as good as Laurel and Hardy. Anyone videoing this?...lol...lol
ola
mikeygoldisback
You should have a wonderful time defending all the helpless fools in the stock market. I suggest you take out ads inviting people to ignore you.
ola
Chrisau
That is a "tongue in cheek" sarcasm to macinvestor.
No negative reflection on you.
ola
I realize this is repetitive but I have learned the ins and outs of maneuvering this board and do so "with the greatest of ease"
ola
excel
You might recall?
I had a conversation with a poster's lawyers once. We laughed about what a goofball he was...and he paid for the lawyer's call.
Remember Who? Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
lol...lol...lol...lol...He is here at IH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
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mikeygoldisback
If that were truly how you felt you would leave the penny scams alone.
Apparently you are a fool who lost a bet. Let the fools be.
Let it go, focus all this energy on your children and a good life.
Let it go mikey.
ola
macinvestor
Chrisau was in need of a little help on "their" and "there" and I kicked in my pet peeve in English; "affect" and "effect" as a bonus lesson.
How it all wound up here is something you might castigate Chrisau for...sort of spread the pettiness.
I have never been known as one to take prisoners.
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Carolyn
My bead collection and hand tools are the only manifestations of the "pack rat" in me. I give away everything and all my artistic things, stories, clervernesses...I am essentially non-material. Cast iron cookware goes through me like bacon fat through a goose.
It, and many things of interest, gravitate towards me. I know that when you leave a home with nothing but a few clothes and tools of trade, leaving behind furniture, cars, trucks, cookware, TV's etc...it all comes back to you...in a very short time...free. Just be patient and "Zen" on it.
I had a friend tell his son about a pry bar he wanted and waited for for years...the exact bar had to have red paint in the upper handle end, it had to be a certain weight/length, and it had to be free...apparently he had seen and appreciated one somewhere once. It came eventually and he placed it behind a door somewhere, using it occasionally. It was unnoticed by all. The child was shown the bar.
That boy, Muppy now runs one of the largest appliance re-building concerns in Oregon. Everything that comes to him is essentially free. Parts and appliances by the 10's of thousands come in the door where he strips and sorts and catergorizes them. Muppy is very successful and his place of business is a huge series of seemingly dis-organized, jammed, confusing buildings...all free.
By the way, if you do get what you want and it comes free, it is your responsibility now...if you care for it and it is yours, no one can take it from you. Lost and stolen items: were not properly cared for and therefore not "owned" by you.
Another thing, if you want it and it comes to you? If you let it go, it will never come again.
Things you need come again and again and again ad-infiniteum
"Watch out for what you want, you might get it" anon.
O.Lafaye (Manifest Destinist)
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Bullrider
I am 62 and I know what she meant...I see signs of it now. You can only have so many chores, things to do and interests. Soon everything is perfectly ordered and you have done a lot of the same things over and over...they begin to pale, so you start finding new things...I have done everything and my only real exciting interests now are work part/year, skydiving, gardening and fishing. That leaves about 250 days in which I make stabs at reviving stored away interests, and great inquiries into those things I haven't done (very few). Time goes through distortions...work (the kind you like) makes you happy.
ola
WillyWizard/mikeygold
Quite frankly, I believe that anyone who trades in sub-penny stocks is a little whacky in the first place. I realize there are boards here for that type stock. I imagine there is opportunity also. I just don't consider it to have anything to do with the real world of finance.
ergo:
I can't see how your whacky "warning" posts will have any effect on whacky people.
You folks are "whacked out"
Did you see my "Turkey" post???
ola
About those post..........numbers.
I want 666666 to satisfy that old "devil may care" in me.
lol...lol...lol
ola