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Nevada was an isolated outpost of religious and corporate freedom in the early 21st century, and HFUC was not the only charismatic to seek refuge there.
The only contemporary reference to Saint Alejandro is as the patron saint of “big ass watches,” scholars disagree as to why HFUC would invoke his name.
Patron of the arts, humanitarian, and revolutionary…HFUC was all these, and more, to those who had the faith.
HFUC never met a moral dilemma he couldn’t solve! (The face on the t-shirt is believed to be singer Tom Jones.)
HFUC gave and gave and gave. Even regulators have been unable to fully reconstruct the extent of his generosity.
Some scholars believe that “OCS” was a financial intermediary of some sort, but no trace of it exists today. The model car on the table is the diecast 1/24 scale Jim Dunn Racing Pontiac Firebird.
This HFUC AH includes a reference to the old show tune, (“Moadmaker, moadmaker, make me a moad!”). HFUC was a well-known patron of the arts.
Most copies of this sacrilegious image have been destroyed by HFUC faithful, he was known to be incapable of playing any type of computer or video game, both as a matter of principle and because of his poor hand-eye coordination.
Hector is a shadowy figure in the history of HFUC, but one theory is that he originally sold or gave HFUC the American Shaft.
Of particular interest here is the tape recorder on the table, the versatile yet affordable Sanyo TRC-580M Microcassette Tape Recorder. Often referred to as “the Judas picture” by scholars, this is unusual amongst HFUC AH iconography in that it explicitly represents HFUC’s associates as being prepared to betray him to the forces of evil.
Another tribute to the massive humanity of HFUC, as he reminds us once again that he is not blessed with the trait of perfectionism. If only we could all aspire to such imperfection!
More computer naiveté from HFUC. (The phrase “new office” is believed to be a reference to an unrelated church in close proximity to HFUC’s main center of worship, Madame Dana’s Temple of the Divine Release.)
Scholars have long argued over the meaning of “the company with the same initials” but it now accepted that this refers to “United Carina,” which was either a mining scam or a Bolivian soccer team.
One of HFUC’s many adorable traits was his lack of computer proficiency, here depicted as he falls victim to one of the best social engineering tricks, the “I love you” virus. Many HFUC devotees find it comforting that He needs love, just like the rest of us.
Perhaps of interest to etymologists only: although the spelling “revolke” is now part of standard American English, back in the time when CMKX was still trading, the accepted spelling was “revoke,” and “revolk” was a misspelling common amongst the less educated of the HFUC devotees. Of course, the use of the “revolk” spelling in the official canonization of Saint Urban had a lot to do with the decision by the OED to change the proper spelling.
The post I am responding to is the earliest known representation of Holy Father Urban Casavant At Home (known to the faithful as HFUC AH). Like all great art, this original speaks to us all, across the ages, with its simplicity and timeless truth. And like many great icons, there have been subsequent imitations of the original, many versions of HFUC AH, with varying degrees of success.
Let’s review some of them here. If you find one of these, or something that looks like one, in your attic, please take it to your local authorized Casavant Diamonds retailer to have it professionally valued. Some of these beauties have very high valuations, sometimes even parallel valuations in the trillions of dollars! (Authorized Casavant Diamonds retailers are the only ones qualified to value these artifacts, and are prepared to offer very large quantities of CMKX stock in exchange for your HFUC AH images.)
Here’s an early HFUC AH. Note the mixed case text – like the better comics, most HFUC AH’s are all upper case – and a reference to GLUV Corp’s mangled series of splits and reverse splits, a brief and now-forgotten knee-slapping footnote in financial history.
Attention CMKX shareholders…
Everything is hearsay until we get a PR
We don’t know the full story yet
I still think anyone holding this stock is in for a pleasant surprise
Don't worry we are not out of the ball game yet
We all know that the SEC can't see past their nose and are slow to react
Don't panic, it is only temporary and looks like it will be GOOD not BAD
Actually it is Good when trading is suspended to check out HUGE valuation
Roger performed his duty in spectacular fashion just like he always does
It's going to take ten days to check out all the fist sized Diamonds
I think the stock was starting a nice rise but it was being manipulated to keep it down that could be what the suspension is all about
I'm sure Roger knew all about the suspension and was well prepared for it. I believe this is a deal worked out in the back room and is no surprise to anybody in the know
Yours truly
Bagdad Bob
