The Passion of the Urbie

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HE IS IRON BOB….

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
Can’t believe he’s still out there
Let’s give him the position of Co-Chair

He captured our imagination
with the botched assassination
Bagman for the Feds and Hughes
DeBeers is now singing the blues

Everyone wants him
He chose us, don’t you see
Finding us diamonds
He will make history

Now the time is here
for Iron Bob to spread fear
Vengeance octogenarian style
I can’t wait until we file

Everyone knows him
Shorties quaking with fear
He’ll right the ship, yea
Just give us one more year

Filings coming soon
Hedge funds feel impending doom
Covering as fast as they can
Iron Bob lives again!