Strange Thing Mystifying
LONG
It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying
That a broad like you can waste her time on bashing of this kind.
SUBLIME
Hey, cool it man.
JANICE
Why can't you understand that this amuses,
But to let them fleece you, take your cash, not smart, time after time.
It's not that I object to speculation,
But the facts don't fit in well with what the PRs say.
It doesn't help them if they're inconsistent.
They SEC only needs a small excuse to put them all away.
LONG
Who are you to criticise this?
Who are you to despise this?
Leave us, leave us, let us be now.
Leave us, leave us, with our theories now.
If you own this stock, then you can throw stones.
If you are not long, then leave us alone.
JANICE
I'm amazed that men like you can be so shallow, thick and slow
There is not a chance in hell that the O/S is remotely low.
ALL
No, you're wrong!
You're very wrong!
No, you're wrong!
You're smoking bongs!
No, you're wrong!
Can't fool us longs!
No, you're wrong!
We're holding strong!
How can you say that?
How can you say that?
How can you say that?
How can you say that?
JANICE
Not one, not one of you!