I'd turn some of it into donuts (at a rate of a couple a day), and the rest into real estate.
just check out the Key Biscayne indicator. When Europeans stop buying there I'll accept your currency crisis thesis.
Sorry, I don't see the connection. The best time to buy real estate in Buenos Aires was during the hyperinflation of 1989-90. There were probably some great bargains in Germany in the 1920's, too.