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[dexprs]

Perhaps had to rinse his pants?

[SeriousMoney]

Reminds me of some market bears!

for whatever reason, the bear got within about 30 feet and then veered off and ran into the woods.

[Dimension]

good story, frightening, but good....i can finish it from the bears perspective. here's the bear telling the rest of the story.

So there i was, looking at this fool trying to steal my fish. The nerve of this guy, trying to take food out of my kids mouth. So i stood up on two legs and assumed the 'scare humans stance' and proceeded to tell this guy, "get the hell out of here, or you're in for a good beatin sir". Would you believe it, the guy didn't move! Ok, i figured this was a bluff, so i decided i'd step it up a bit. I dropped to my fours and started charging, and get this...the dude still didn't budge!!! At that point i said, this is one crazy mo fo, i'm not messin' with him...i've got a wife and 4 cubs to take care of, and they can starve for a day...to hell with the fish.