WARNING - recent reports show...
...that our Boards Stock Picks can fatten one's wallet.
Symptoms include busted seams in one's pants,
lower back pain, and a slight limp.
Doctors recommend buying pants with a larger back pockets
(cargo pants preferred),
getting plenty of rest,
and to alleviate the limp,
we're recommending the addition of a money clip
to better distribute the load.
You've been warned!