WARNING - recent i-Hub reports show...
...that our Triple 000 and Sub-penny Chart Plays
Stock Picks
can fatten one's wallet.
Symptoms include busted seams in one's pants,
lower back pain, and a slight limp.
Doctors recommend buying pants with a larger back pockets,
(cargo pants preferred),
getting plenty of rest,
and to alleviate the limp,
we're recommending the addition of a money clip
to better distribute the load.
You've been warned!