BTW It's My Board... So You Can Kiss My Rather Big Back Side!!!!
Big Guy...that's no way to talk to someone with big hooters. And if I may, re your "Rather Large Back Side", have you considered the Atkins Diet? A couple of us here have had remarkable success with it. You just have to want to do it. Yes I know it takes discipline but I got confidence that you can do it! Give it a shot. What ya got to lose other than inches & pounds. Here's a link to get you started: