Soxie was lamenting to the bartender that he
met his wife in a brothel.
"You shouldn't be so unhappy about it," the barkeep said, "it's
actually really romantic."
"Oh, yeah?" responded Soxie. "Well, I thought she was home
taking care of the kids and she thought I was bowling. And to
clinch it all, the madame wouldn't give me my money back and
refused to give me another girl."