Soxie was lamenting to the bartender that he
met his wife in a brothel.
"You shouldn't be so unhappy about it," the barkeep said, "it's
actually really romantic."
"Oh, yeah?" responded Soxie. "Well, I thought she was home
taking care of the kids and she thought I was bowling. And to
clinch it all, the madame wouldn't give me my money back and
refused to give me another girl."
For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will.