That is a completely ludicrous answer which no one takes seriously. I am not asking for anything material or that would be covered by a quiet period even if one did exist.
The fact of the matter is you cannot tell me what the corporate address and phone number is because like the rest of us, you have no clue what it is. Furthermore, you don't even know if Davis/Davies and Johnson/Johnston exist as real people.
It's obvious to everyone and you are not fooling a single person on the board.