A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill.
He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the
hospital to undergo a series of tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the
hospital and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the
results back from your tests, and I'm sorry, you have an
extremely contagious and deadly sexually transmitted disease
known as G.A.S.H.
"G.A.S.H?" replies the patient. "What the hell is that?"
"It's a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, syphilis, and herpes,"
explains the doctor.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going
to do?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes and
pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?"
"Well no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will
fit under the door."
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