Bull, some Martha Stewart tips for you...
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Martha Stewart's tips for Rednecks
Dining Out
* When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly.
* If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
Entertaining In Your Home
* A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
* Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.
Personal Hygiene
* While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
* Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days.
* Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to alter the taste of finger foods.
Dating (Outside the Family)
* Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
* Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
Theater Etiquette
* Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
Weddings
* Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
* Kissing the bride for longer than 5 seconds can get you shot.
* For the groom, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
* Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
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