Might I suggest that we just number those and let everyone just post the number instead of typing the whole thing... more efficient that way. :-)
1) Big run just around the corner;
2) Slap the ask, will show those evil shorts;
3) I know what I have;
4) Big move after lunch;
5) Big money beginning to notice;
6) We have 4 companies with such great potential;
7) The nay sayers do not understand what they have;
8) We will punish the shorters when the squeeze begins, any time now;
9) We will be at .01 by the close today;
10) We will be at.02 at the close today;
11) This stock is worth .10 - .20, we are way undervalued;
12) I know this will be like my other stocks - a ten bagger;
13) The longs will prosper - dollar land in 2013.