COMPARING RELIGIONS
Taoism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, ‘Shit happens’
Buddhism: Shit happening is an illusion
Islam: Shit happening is the will of Allah
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Protestant: Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Christian Science: If shit happens, pray and it will go away.
Atheism: Shit happens for no reason
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens.
Stoicism: So shit happens, I can take it
Scientology: Feces occurs
Jehovah Witness: Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens