Tornado Alley (PROG)

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COMPARING RELIGIONS

Taoism: Shit happens

Confucianism: Confucius say, ‘Shit happens’

Buddhism: Shit happening is an illusion

Islam: Shit happening is the will of Allah

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening

Hinduism: This shit happened before

Protestant: Let shit happen to someone else

Catholicism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Christian Science: If shit happens, pray and it will go away.

Atheism: Shit happens for no reason

Hare Krishna: Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens.

Stoicism: So shit happens, I can take it

Scientology: Feces occurs

Jehovah Witness: Let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens