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08/07/05 1:29 PM

#1046 RE: dropdeadfred #1045

Wife beater tee shirts or forgive me I forgot to say I'm sorry, The Clash of the Titans as a bad soap opera, The Bonfire of the Vanities as a small subplot, The Apprentice as proof that reality has nothing to do with the time of day. Two choruses of stand by your man...........

The investigation into the disappearance of Lownumba took a turn for the worse. Microscopic dna evidence found in a small hotel in Fall River proved to be yet another alien life form.

The truly amazing thing was that the online persona proved to be so accurate. Life took on that strange connotation that it was by definition offline. Everyone it seemed who was not online might just in reality be tied up in Susie's basement. It was a possibility that required further research.

A week in Massachusetts would convince anyone that the idea that a grown man would wander the streets dressed in a baseball uniform was not only plausible but was in fact quite ordinary.

Mattilda stood on first base. All the hyperbole suggested the major league scouts had missed the opportunity of a lifetime. But there is no praise without blame. And so, a costly error late in the game gets interrupted by an amber alert and you go to bed wondering what if .

Derf of course insisted that everyone was locked up in his entertainment cabinet.
All those long weekends had more than a few people convinced that Raz was building a fall out shelter. Was he looking to move permanently offline?


Where was I?

Churak sat up and pounded on his desk.
"He's trying to kill me"
Droppie slipped the beretta back into his desk.
Ms Tot continued with her lesson plan. " Once we have turned on the gas....now what did I do with those matches............."