Replies to post #1046 on The Homunculus Flunks the Touring Test (ibid)

[dropdeadfred]

when do I kill Churak?

[ergo sum]

Ergo this is pamba.
Pamba this is ergo.
Do you know anything about snakes.
A little.
A snake just chased Asha out of the garage.
Chased her?
Yes it chased her in the garage. Can you do anything about it?
Gee, I never trained a snake.
We have to do something. Will you help us?
Sure.

Knock knock knock.
Who is it.
It is Ergo. I can't find the snake.
You can't find it?
No where is it.
Asha where is the snake.
It is in the corner.
Which corner?
The one by the car.
Which car?
The one by the small car.

Oh I see it.
Is it a big snake?
No it is just a small snake.
What can we do?
I swept it into the bushes?
Where is it now?
I don't know it is in the bushes.
Will it come back?
I don't know.
What if it gets in our shoes?

{Later over a beer in the kitchen}

You know what they say in India?
No what do they say?
Everyone knows where Osama is. He is living in Musharaf's Garage.
What if he gets in their shoes?