SoxFan, Fred tells me he really relates to this...
First Time
The sky was dark.
The moon was high.
All alone.
Just her and I.
Her hair so soft.
Her eyes so blue.
I knew just what,
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft.
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how.
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts.
I remember my fear.
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when she did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time...
Milking a cow.