SoxFan, Fred tells me he really relates to this... First Time The sky was dark. The moon was high. All alone. Just her and I. Her hair so soft. Her eyes so blue. I knew just what, She wanted to do. Her skin so soft. Her legs so fine. I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how. But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts. I remember my fear. My fast beating heart. But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when she did it, I felt no shame. All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished. It's all over now. My first time... Milking a cow.