Replies to post #173818 on Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis
that he could never work up the courage to have sex.
Then one day he fell in love with a nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put
on some soft music and led him into the bedroom.

Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.

"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."

Blushing the man drops his trousers.

"It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than
that."

"Really?" the relieved man asked.

She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled,

"I used to work in the maternity unit."

[teapeebubbles]

Updated: 7:10 PM MST on August 06, 2011
Phoenix
103.2° F
Scattered Clouds
Wind: Calm mph
Humidity: 21%
HeatIndex: 102° F
Dewpoint: 56° F
Pressure: 29.94 in
UV: 0 out of 16
Clouds:
FEW at 9000 ft
SCT at 25000 ft
Visibility: 10.0 miles



Tonight: Clear. Lows 76 to 86. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph.


Sunday: Mostly sunny. Highs 102 to 107. Light wind in the morning becoming west 5 to 10 mph in the afternoon.

[teapeebubbles]

A guy goes to a doctor because of chest pains he's been
having.

The doctor says, "Well, there are two divergent
opinions on how best to treat you. I'm convinced you
need a triple bypass. Your HMO says all you need to do
is rub this $14 tube of salve on your chest."