Rants and Raves

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A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis
that he could never work up the courage to have sex.
Then one day he fell in love with a nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put
on some soft music and led him into the bedroom.

Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.

"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."

Blushing the man drops his trousers.

"It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than
that."

"Really?" the relieved man asked.

She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled,

"I used to work in the maternity unit."