Barkeep...A coke high please, hellll make it a double shot with a coke back. Thanks, and keep the change.
(he slams it like a man, takes a sip of the coke)
Got to go, I have an ugly day in front of me. Plus I have to get home in time for the Blazer game.
Looks like a nice crowd here, I'll have to drop in again someday soon.
No Poultry Here,
Onebgg