Society led Urbie down the garden path with all these tempting casinos and bacon wrapped shrimp dinners. Do we want to punish Urbie for being the sap that he is or can he be rehabilitated to perform some useful function.
Urbie's metis ancestors believed in the great circle of life shown below. This would of course remind Urbie of a roulette wheel right now and send him on another gambling binge supported by pink sheet fraud. However it is possible with years and years of expensive tax payer financed counselling and intervention Urbie can be groomed to be a village idiot somewhere. Give Urbie and Caroline the dignity they deserve to sail off into those happy retirement years. Help not punish this hapless duo.
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