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[mick]

i'm having it big on wheat bread with a talk glass of BUD.

[teapeebubbles]

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror
with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like when she
was sleeping.

[teapeebubbles]

mick sez......

Q: How do you know when you're getting old?
A: Your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.

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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic
surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've
made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know.
Must be at least a thousand."

"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for
the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all
those uncomfortable positions," the medic said.

"Heck, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to
borrow your Lamborghini!"

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Top 12 reasons for being English:

1. Glorious history of killing North American
tribes.

2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah
doo-dah.

3. Warm beer.

4. Punctuality.

5. You get to confuse everyone with the rules
of cricket.

6. You get to accept defeat graciously in major
sporting events.

7. Union jack underpants.

8. You can live in the past and imagine you are
still a world power.

9. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or
not.

10. Ditto changing underwear.

11. Beats being Welsh.

12. Or Scottish.