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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic
surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've
made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know.
Must be at least a thousand."

"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for
the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all
those uncomfortable positions," the medic said.

"Heck, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to
borrow your Lamborghini!"