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teapeebubbles

05/10/05 4:28 PM

#6601 RE: cbfromli #6593

Top 10 reasons for being Spanish:

1. Glorious history of killing South American
tribes.

2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at
the Pyrenees.

3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans,
Danes, Brits etc.

4. The rest of your country is already invaded
by Moroccans.

5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims
it's the real thing.

6. Honesty.

7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress
up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your
life in front of bulls.

8. You get to eat bulls' testicles.

9. Gibraltar.

10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

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teapeebubbles

05/10/05 4:36 PM

#6612 RE: cbfromli #6593

Q: What are the first four words in every Mexican
cookbook?
A: "First, steal a chicken..."
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mick

05/10/05 4:48 PM

#6621 RE: cbfromli #6593

yes , what will ya have? on tap or a BUD? pizza in da oven.