Billionaire Boys Club Member Forum (BBCMF)

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Top 10 reasons for being Spanish:

1. Glorious history of killing South American
tribes.

2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at
the Pyrenees.

3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans,
Danes, Brits etc.

4. The rest of your country is already invaded
by Moroccans.

5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims
it's the real thing.

6. Honesty.

7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress
up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your
life in front of bulls.

8. You get to eat bulls' testicles.

9. Gibraltar.

10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.