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Despite the amusing prank press release, and the fact that the Associated Press fell for it, GE will not be sending $3.2 billion back into the U.S. Treasury.

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Air Traffic Control

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6
miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital
watches!"

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Know what a sardine is?...

A fish that smells like a finger.

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its right
side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...? How did the govt.
pay for this research??)