Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)