Replies to post #101806 on InterDigital Inc (IDCC)

[laranger]

Mschere.

I only know one thing.

Rip isn't flying the plane, but he always has his hand on the cord.

[Corp_Buyer]

Announcements: IDCC Pilots to passengers (owners) -

1. "We know you bought a ticket to nowhere, however, we are exeriencing turbulence so it will take us much longer than you expected to arrive."

2. "The stop over in E/SE land was very disappointing, but do not worry, since now we are on course for Nok land!"

3. "Unfortunately, our landing rights at Nok land have been withheld. We are working very hard for you to straighten out this Nok situation. We will need to burn additional fuel (at your great expense of course) before landing, perhaps in a couple of years."

4. "BTW, we have just created some new rules, we call it our LTCP, affecting your luggage. Effective immediately, we will rummage through your belongings periodically, taking whatever cash and assets we think we deserve."

5. "Also, since you are paying all the expenses for this flight, we have decided to increase the amenities and food service in the cockpit every quarter".

6. "By law we are required to meet with you once a year, so we will do that for just a couple of hours, starting at 2 pm, and we may have to cut it short."

7. "Also, we will dislcose important information about your flight only as required by law."

8. "Thank you for flying with IDCC airlines. We hope to land shortly, but if we don't, well stay our of our smoke filled cockpit, and please just pass your wallets to the front."

LOL