Apparently CMKX is buying Aztec Mining (AZTM) who in turn own a copper mine and a $1.8 trillion uranium deposit which they have somehow kept secret from the regulators. Then they're going to merge and trade at (at least) .05, bcause that's what AZTM is trading at.
I swear I am not making any of this up.
I'm hundreds of posts behind, did I miss anything juicy? Like the next in line for a huge buyout?