Canada has a summer?
Yes, due to "global warming" we now have a summer in Canada. The news is not all good though...excessive summertime temperatures, which occasionally get above the freezing mark, are now threatening to melt our national treasure: The National Igloo, in our capital city of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
Consequently, our government, headed by president Tim Horton, has signed on to the controversial "Kyoto Motors Pact".