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06/22/10 7:49 AM

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A DREAMER AND HIS DREAM


Let me tell you, Jesse hated this job. And you would too, I imagine, if
you had to do it.


Jesse was a chicken plucker.


That's right.


He stood on a line in a chicken factory and spent his days pulling the
feathers off dead chickens so the rest of us wouldn't have to.


It wasn't much of a job.


But at the time, Jesse didn't think he was much of a person.


His father was a brute of a man.


His dad was actually thought to be mentally ill and treated Jesse rough
all of his life.


Jesse's older brother wasn't much better.
He was always picking on Jesse and beating him up.


Yes, Jesse grew up in a very rough home in West Virginia .


Life was anything but easy.


And he thought life didn't hold much hope for him.


That's why he was standing in this chicken line, doing a job that darn
few people wanted.


In addition to all the rough treatment at home, it seems that Jesse was
always sick.


Sometimes it was real physical illness, but way too often it was all in
his head. He was a small child, skinny and meek.


That sure didn't help the situation any.


When he started to school, he was the object of every bully on the
playground.


He was a hypochondriac of the first order.


For Jesse, tomorrow was not always something to be looked forward to.


But, he had dreams.


He wanted to be a ventriloquist.


He found books on ventriloquism.


He practiced with sock puppets and saved his hard earned dollars until
he could get a real ventriloquist dummy.


When he got old enough, he joined the military.


And even though many of his hypochondriac symptoms persisted, the
military did recognize his talents and put him in the entertainment corp.


That was when his world changed.


He gained confidence.


He found that he had a talent for making people laugh, and laugh so hard
they often had tears in their eyes.


Yes, little Jesse had found himself.


You know, folks, the history books are full of people who overcame a
handicap to go on and make a success of themselves, but Jesse is one of
the few I know of who didn't overcome it.


Instead he used his paranoia to make a million dollars, and become one
of the best-loved characters of all time in doing it!


Yes, that little paranoid hypochondriac, who transferred his nervousness
into a successful career, still holds the record for the most Emmy's
given in a single category.


The wonderful, gifted, talented, and nervous comedian who brought us
Barney Fife was...



Jesse Don Knotts.


NOW YOU KNOW, "THE REST OF THE STORY" . Paul Harvey
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06/22/10 10:07 AM

#24541 RE: MOPAR10R/T #24538

G'm Lizard friends. Here's todays mixed bag of Summer weather & the W & T...

Current Lizard temps & weather...BOO: 63*,partly sunny, 50% chance of showers, T-storms...Dave: 72*, cloudy, strong T-storms...FATS: 73*, partly cloudy, 20% chance of showers, T-storms...Joe: 62*, cloudy...Lacy: 668, very warm, slight chance of showers...Larry: 79*, partly cloudy...Red: 84*, partly sunny, slight chance of showers, T-storms...Ron: 50*...SUNNER has arrived here...YeeeeeHaaaa!!!!...

My WAG missed todays WT!
GL 2 U'll!

Current Temp 57.0 °F Overcast
Wind : North at 3.5 MPH (3 KT) Humidity : 87 %
Pressure : 1020.6 mb
Weather Forecast
Tuesday, June 22nd - 6:20 am


Most of the Willamette Valley and Southwest Washington is under marine clouds this morning. However, those clouds will break by afternoon. Look for daytime highs to rise to the upper 70s today. Overnight, partly cloudy with lows around 55. Tomorrow, partly sunny again with highs in near 78 degrees.

Cooler weather may prevail again by the end of the week...as several weak disturbances pass over the Pacific Northwest. Daytime highs are likely to drop back into the upper 60s and low 70s..with a chance of showers. Average highs in June are around 71 to 74 degrees. Portland/Vancouver residents are likely to see temperatures below this range...starting on Thursday.

Rhonda

This kind occurs when moist air passes over a cool surface by wind and is cooled.

A) Upslope fog
B) Precipitation fog
C) Valley fog
D) Advection fog

Now time to make my BF, later Lizards...;-)))