Good one jim,
how bout this one
lady gets pulled over
cop says you were speeding may i see your drivers licence
lady says i dont have one
cop says may i see your registration then
lady says i dont have one ,i stole the car, killed the man and stuffed him in the trunk
cop goes back to his car and calls for backup
when backup arrives the cop tell them what the lady said
when they open the trunk they find nothing
one of the cop goes to the lady and says what the first cop had told them and asks again for lic and registration
the lady pulls them out and hands them to the backup cop
the backup guy says that the cop that pulled her over said she had no lic , no reg and a body in the trunk
lady says what a lier and i bet he told you i was speeding too
have a nice quiet evening, i'm heading to a dance tonight , the girlfriend does not drink soooo i got my ride all fixed up, should be a blast
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