"after a day in the Great Outdoors, the story's seem to grow legs as the night grows longer. I need to tame them down somewhat, if you know what I mean...:)"
Hmmm... Potential problem here Colt... Walkin' the tightrope stuff...
Given the obviously unfounded prejudices concerning any tale emanating from the Great State of Texas, some sort of... uhmmm... pre-filtering may be required to counter the reader's post-filtered opinion concerning the actual truth....
Glad it's your problem, not mine...
Take your time.
Id